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cock joke 

A random joke originated from a Newgrounds parody flash by the one and only Stamper. COCK JOKE
"I'm facing a terrible predicament Captain."
"What's that, Steve?"
"COCK JOKE"
cock joke by Serm Perm September 28, 2006

Cock joke 

1. A generally over-used brand of humor, which is oft stupid, or uncreative. However, more intelligent cock jokes do exist.

2. Something one says generally randomly. This was brought on by a Flash on Newgrounds, called Tankmen 5.5, by Stamper.
1. Knock, knock
(Who's there?)
Jock coke.
(Jock coke? Who?)
COCK JOKE! BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

2. (Person A) So, then, I says to Mavis: why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here?
(Person B) Cock joke!
(Person A) And -...
(Person B) COCK JOKE!
Cock joke by Amerikaner October 15, 2006

Cock Joke 

A retarded joke about "COCK JOKE" a mans penis that "COCK JOKE" is thrown into a conversation at "COCK JOKE" random irrelevant "COCK JOKE" times so much it degrades the value "COCK JOKE" of what anyone is really saying...balls
Captain: Hey steve

Steve: Hey captai..."COCK JOKE"
Cock Joke by justsomebody13 April 2, 2008

Cock Joke 

A joke in which cock joke
Person A: Cock joke
Person B: Cock joke
Person A: Cock joke

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cock jokey

Some one who has massive amounts of sex, usualy a girl.
Dam!!! i can tell by the way she dances that she is a cock jokey!
cock jokey by VEZ May 9, 2008
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