coasterize

coasterize or UK (COASTERISE)
Verb: A CD-W/RW that has been rendered to the state of being only useful as a coaster for hot drinks.

Dern it; Roxio burned the wrong bloody data! This CD's been coasterixed!

by SkelDeath May 21, 2005

Coasterizer

When a basketball player is going coast-to-coast and dunks on someone on the other team for an easy bucket

Did you see John Wall's coasterizer last night? He destroyed Deandre Jordan.

by AnalPenetration March 08, 2015

coaster

1) A unusable Compact Disc which failed during a "burn" process, its only use is now a COASTER

2) A witty and highly attractive person

by Me October 28, 2002

Coasteritis

The feeling you get after you've been on a bunch of roller coasters and when you get off you still feel like you're on one.

"Bro, after I spent the day at Six Flags I was suffering from major Coasteritis."

by The_Melancholy May 07, 2012

coaster

Any disc recieved from America Online that contains its product. Since using the programs represents a net inefficiency for your time, it is better to use them as coasters that you can set your drinks on, lest you damage a wood or other valuable surface.

I got so many AOL 9.0 coasters last month, I glued them to my ceiling and now it's shiny, disco-style.

by Zalis April 05, 2005

coaster

Anything put under a cold drink to avoid rings of mist on the table.

I'll have a scotch on the rocks with a twist, and a coaster.

by wee? August 13, 2006

Coaster

A girl that won't let you have sex with her (won't let you get the wood wet).

1) I'm not paying for your meal tonight because you're a fucking coaster.

2) E: I heard Vincy fucked Amanda after the party the other night.
J: No fucking way. That girl is a coaster.

by metal fingerz March 28, 2009