Americas 38th line of defense, behind the Mothers Against Drunk Driving and the Rhode Island army national guard and ahead of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People
Also known as "Sea Food" by Marines and Soldiers (Real military)
Coast Guard reservists are called into action about as much as a 87 year old mans penis (a 1 in 453,678 chance)
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.