Clumpy Cum 

The viscous ejaculation from a dehydrated man, that looks more like glue than cum

Baby, no one likes clumpy cum .... have a drink

Clumpy Cum by Darryl Warren February 26, 2007

Cumpy 

a word originated in Hoboken, NJ used to described friendship.
I.E. your boy, your people

Cumpy what the F*** you doing over there

Cumpy by Beau Hall January 28, 2009

Cumpy 

When you bust a nut and pee at the same time

Yesterday I had a cumpy

Cumpy by Your cumpy April 1, 2019

Cumpy 

When you cum on a dumpy.

"Yeah it was crazy, I was with the Grinch last night and he let me cumpy him!"

Cumpy by grinchlover41 January 16, 2022

cumpy 

To want to cum on a group of people, but you do it outback behind a dumpster.

Michael: Hey guys, wanna go cumpy?
Jessica: Nah, I don't want to get stabbed in the flaps by some dude's heroin needle.

cumpy by shlumped_out_bonerguy22 November 7, 2023