Somebody who can't do anything right, someone with "Two left feet."
Also known as the biggest loser ever.
Dude, look at how he wears that shirt. It's backwards, what a cluck!"
by Dr. SmartassCrazySelf April 11, 2010
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Noun: A killed conversation from saying, "hahhhaa" or "yahhh" or "lalallala" etc.
Verb: To have killed a conversation.
Cluck is short for conversation killed, the CK becoming cluck.
Tom: "hahahhahahha"
Lisa: "this is such a cluck"

OR

Tom: "hahahhahahha"
Lisa: "way 2 cluck"
by conversationmaster February 9, 2011
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verb. to steal something and pawn it for drugs, usually meth or crack
watch your shit or that nigger will cluck it
by cluka July 22, 2006
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Substitution for the expletive "fuck". Can be used with its literal relatives (clucked, clack, holy cluck, clooked, cleck, clack). Can be used when around kids or parents, etc.
Bob: Hey man give me your xbox controller!!
Greg: Cluck off man I am playing cod 4
Bob: You're no longer my friend you cluckhead!
by Danglerfestival October 7, 2013
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Cluck is one of the many euphemisms in use, to describe going cold turkey ,a sudden stoppage of the addictive drug heroin and other opiates and opioids (e.g morhine, methadone, codiene, Fentanyl, opium and many more, marketed pain killers)

The term, cluck derivates from the term cold turkey, owing to the fact that when withdrawing from these drugs, one of the many withdrawal symptoms include goosebumps, like those on a plucked turkey. ** In the song 'Cold Turkey' by John Lennon, there is a lyric; "...Goose Pimple Bones" **

Too be fussy, the word should really be gobble as that's the sound turkeys make, but, as you may, or may not, know; gobble has taken on a different meaning..

There are many, many euphemisms for withdrawing from heroin/opiates etc., but others relevent to turkey/cluck are: to roast or roasting, clucking, spitting feathers and being oven ready!

That's where cluck comes from! Not crack!, although clucking has become a generic term for withdrawing from any addictive substace - as cold turkey has also done. But (as explained above) they originate from opoid withdrawal symptoms.

To see an almost endless list of words and phrases to do with withdrawing/clucking/cold turkey check out heroin
I had used up my bag of heroin and had no other means of keeping the turkey at bay. I knew that I was in for a big cluck, starting in a few hours time. By the mornig, I'll be clucking so bad I'll be spitting feathers.
by Jimi p August 11, 2006
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The machine-gun-like sounding fart that happens at random when you get older.
When he bent over he let go of some clucking farts.
by Jacelyn13 July 3, 2021
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