clubbing baby seals 

synonymous with "shooting fish in a barrel," relating to doing a task, often involving hunting or destroying an enemy, that is painfully easy.

Should not be used due to the inherent image of animal cruelty. Stick to the fish and barrel.

Shooting down enemy planes from an F-22 Raptor is like clubbing baby seals. It's that easy.

clubbing baby seals by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005

clubbing baby seals 

An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.

Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.

Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?

Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.

clubbing baby seals by BabySealClubber December 14, 2009

Clubbing Baby Seals 

The act of an older person having sexual relations with a person under the age of 18, named so because you always want to do it, but they're just too damn cute and you shouldn't

John "So, what did you do last night?"

Stacey "Ahh you know, just went Clubbing Baby Seals"

John "Same!"

Clubbing Baby Seals by ilovebabyseals January 18, 2010

Clubbing baby seals 

After having relations with a female who is on her period, your wang will have the appearance of a bloody club, hence with your pants off you will look like youve been clubbing baby seals with it.

Yo, after I stabbed that dolphin I realized that aunt flow was in her town and when I looked in the mirror after it looked like I be clubbing baby seals B!

Clubbing baby seals by G-Diddy & tha funky bunch December 3, 2009

clubbing baby seals 

The proper response when someone asks what you are doing while taking a particularly unpleasant dump. In other words, nothing good.

Greg: What are you doing?

Ros: RAAAAH! Stand back man, I'm clubbing baby seals in here!

clubbing baby seals by JRos10 April 1, 2008

clubbing baby seals 

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.

"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."

clubbing baby seals by Skalkin November 10, 2019

clubbin baby seals 

Act of easily being able to pick up girls somewhere

"Dude,there were so many chicks there it was like clubbin baby seals."

clubbin baby seals by dick fitznisenteit February 9, 2009