Clowndoor

Amateur in a comical way. Arising from the (possibly apocryphal) door in a circus tent through which the clowns enter.

When he saw that the karting track had been closed down, it became obvious to Julian that the day's plan was somewhat clowndoor.

Clowndoor by EnDefine December 12, 2010

Clownlord 

One who has achieved lordship over buffoons by practising unequalled acts of buffoonery.

"Joe, you clownlord, why did you microwave your iPhone?"

Clownlord by jogan6 January 4, 2021

ClownWork 

Woot Woot Work for those that are just that good.

I didn't want some boring ass job so I took some clownwork.

ClownWork by Your OWN name May 27, 2006

Clownocracy 

A Boris Johnson government.

The UK is now a clownocracy

Clownocracy by FBWHY June 14, 2019

clownsourcing 

the act of outsourcing tasks, traditionally performed by an employee or contractor, to an undefined, large group of clowns, through an open call.

clownsourcing depends essentially on the fact that because it is an open call to an undefined group of people, it gathers those who are least fit to perform tasks, unable solve complex problems and contribute with the most idiotic ideas.

I used clownsourcing to save on software development. I got back some code that could only have been developed by folks wearing floppy shoes and big red noses. The code even had a "do you want fries with that?" subroutine. Never underestimate the wisdom of the clown.

clownsourcing by HDiaz55 November 30, 2011

clownwhore 

a female who applies an excessive amout of make up to her face especally around the eye area.

god that girl looks like a clownwhore

clownwhore by coochiecrook503 September 6, 2003

Clownhooks 

Another definition expression for "Hands on" except the hands being used are attached to a person that is a complete ass-clown, and shouldn't have the privilege of touching such sacred material in the general aspects of life.

Look at that scumbag over there...he has his greasy clownhooks all over that hot chick and for some odd reason she likes it. It must be his style or his lies that is scoring him that ass.

Clownhooks by Ellis McSponge June 6, 2011