One that is bi or gay, however still in the closet. Someone who is secretly gay or bi and will frequent homosexual dating apps looking for a member of the the same sex to have intercourse with.
Kevin was on Grindr and searching for a hookup and spotted Cindy's boyfriend in his search results...that is a closeter if I ever saw one
by huskerpower76 September 23, 2016
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if someone is a closet ____ then they aren't entirely _____, don't realize that they are ______, and don't accept it as who they are.
by the omniscient goose November 8, 2005
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Where one shamefully tries to conceal his or her homosexuality.
Josh Wallis needs to just come out of the closet already.
by clockworks April 1, 2004
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A guy who is trying too hard to convince people he's straight when we all know he's a raging homosexual.
"Oh my god, Eric is sooo hot!"
"Becky, he is totally closeting."
by Floss It April 21, 2009
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It’s a place somewhere in your room or in your house where you put clothes in and demons live inside
I'm gonna go put my clothes in my closet

I'm scared of my closet because there is demons inside of it
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A place to put you clothes and other things like shoes or jackets
by Niknicename March 22, 2015
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