the tiny pieces or balls of toilet tissue that get left behind in or around the "folds" of a female's vagina if she doesn't wipe herself properly or if she uses cheap tissue that may fall apart during use.
I always use either baby wipes or feminine wipes to cleanse myself after urinating to avoid getting any clittylitter that tissue may leave behind.
There's nothing more disgusting for a guy than to go down on girl and have to deal with a case of clittylitter.
1.) When a female has debris trapped inside of her clitoral hood. The debris may consist of tampon fuzz, underwear fuzz, toilet paper or crusty vaginal juice. Clittylitter often goes unnoticed by the perpetrator until a poor unsuspecting male goes to lick her clit and gets clittylitter on his tongue. This may result in gagging, or in extreme cases, vomiting.
I was eating Becky's pussy last night and I got clittylitter on my tongue. My cock went limp immediately. She ran to the bathroom crying after I told her to wash her dirtytwat.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*