Sam Clewes
Sam Clewes by Y0L0345 September 7, 2012
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John cleese
Possibly one of the most funniest comedians in the world, has played part in all the great classics, Monty Python films and flying circus, fawlty towers and others, one of the reasons why Britain is Great Britain :D
John cleese by Urburu November 2, 2005
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clewiston
Clewiston is a piece of crap town situated on the southern tip of Lake Okeechobee in the state of Florida. With a little over 7,000 in population, there's not much to do besides fish, go to Wal-Mart, and drink beer.
clewiston by Go Owls Go January 19, 2007
Anne of Cleves
(1515-1558) The fourth wife of Henry VIII. After the death of Jane Seymour, a new wife was sought for Henry, but his reputation preceded him; his main choices rejected him, making Anne of Cleves the front runner. The daughter of a German Duke, Anne was 24 when she married Henry in early 1540 but, unknown to her until later, Henry was repulsed by her. Described as pretty by everyone else, Henry (who was nearly fifty, obese, and had leg ulcers by then) said of his first sight of her "I like her not". Their introduction was a disaster, owing to mutual misunderstanding, beginning the marriage on a tenuous note.
After six months of marriage, Henry had the marriage annulled and offered to Anne property and estates in exchange that she remain in England. Initially devastated, Anne accepted and lived her days in wealth, answering to no man but to Henry, now as his "dear sister".
After six months of marriage, Henry had the marriage annulled and offered to Anne property and estates in exchange that she remain in England. Initially devastated, Anne accepted and lived her days in wealth, answering to no man but to Henry, now as his "dear sister".
Anne of Cleves was olive-skinned, unlike the pallid Jane Seymour, and lacked the sophistication of Katherine of Aragon and Anne Boleyn. Her unfamiliar German manners, exotic clothes, and German speech did not help matters. Henry, put off by her body, whined incessantly about how "ugly" that she was, suspecting that she wasn't a virgin, disregarding her sheltered upbringing and overprotective mother; at 24, Anne believed that a kiss from a man would make her pregnant.
Anne of Cleves, humiliated and hurt by the king, outlived Henry and his other wives, enjoyed the love of her stepchildren and her people, and died a contented woman.
Anne of Cleves, humiliated and hurt by the king, outlived Henry and his other wives, enjoyed the love of her stepchildren and her people, and died a contented woman.
Anne of Cleves by Lorelili January 4, 2011
Anne of Cleves
Ich Bin Anna of Cleves. When King Henry VIII saw her portrait, he was like yasss. But she didn’t look as good as she did in her pic. Funny how we all discuss that but never Henry’s little prick…
Anne of Cleves by six the musical March 14, 2022
Cleesemas
The holiday of October 27th, commemorating the day of the birth of John Marwood Cleese.
You know him from Monty Python's Flying Circus, A Fish Called Wanda, and many many more hilarious productions.
Celebrate by hanging dead parrots from the mantle, and decorating a tree with knight's helmets and holy grails, to honor the work he has done in his life that has given us many silly quotes to say in bad British accents.
You know him from Monty Python's Flying Circus, A Fish Called Wanda, and many many more hilarious productions.
Celebrate by hanging dead parrots from the mantle, and decorating a tree with knight's helmets and holy grails, to honor the work he has done in his life that has given us many silly quotes to say in bad British accents.
Fred: Dude! Cleesemas is right around the corner and i cant find my dead Norwegian Blue Parrot anywhere!
Luke: Its alright man, I have an extra you can borrow this year for the mantle.
Fred: Thanks, Cleesemas just isn't the same without it!
Luke: Its alright man, I have an extra you can borrow this year for the mantle.
Fred: Thanks, Cleesemas just isn't the same without it!