clean sweep 

when you shit so clean you dont even have to wipe

"bro im in such a hurry but I HAVE to shit. Lets hope its a clean sweep!"

"bro I just took the smoothest shit ever. As soon as it came out I knew it was a clean sweep"

clean sweep by la nobleza March 27, 2019

Clean Sweep 

The action of using one wipe after producing a large BM, without any residue left on single use toilet tissue...environmentally and financially friendly.

"Dude, hey no skid marks after taking that clean sweep!"

Clean Sweep by PFC Collins April 3, 2017

Clean Sweep 

to lick from the top of the ass crack to the other end of the pussy

I gave your mom the Clean Sweep Last night

Clean Sweep by RJ Lemieux January 19, 2006

Clean Sweep 

When an individual passes a bowel movement and has no need to wipe because of the toilet paper he or she has been eating.

Mary: "Damnit Todd, that toilet paper is fucking expensive! Stop eating it!"
Todd: "I thought you would like that I am an advocate for the clean sweep. Want some salad?"

Clean Sweep by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

clean sweep 

When you take a crap, go to wipe yourself, and nothing shows on the toilet paper, like you didn't go at all.

Dude #1: I just took a huge crap, and it was a total clean sweep.
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!

clean sweep by Last Hurrah Club February 11, 2023

The Clean Sweep 

Where on a night out, one of your mate is about ten times as wasted as everyone else and ends up starting on someone / being started one, being a dick, acting like a douche, sleazing on birds, gurning and is a total embarrassment to be seen with...

Mulvaney was absolutely wankered and got The Clean Sweep for the third week running...

The Clean Sweep by Michaelsweep January 19, 2009

clean sweeper 

when you wipe after pooping and the paper is clean, requiring no further wiping

It was a clean sweeper, I only had to wipe once!

clean sweeper by DJ Shaun May 20, 2011