by Spikesy July 18, 2006
As we all know after listening to Classical Music, Classic means crap which is a perfect description for this filth.
Classic Rock is a desolate tract of ogerish yobs pluking metal strings attached to blocks of wood and bashing trashcans with sticks while a very feminine castrated man that all sound like Robert 'I hate girls' Plant screams "Whole Lotta Love" and not one mention of smacking ya bitch or pimpin' ya ride is heard.
Go on Launch.com and search for Led Zeppelin and look at the Biography. They invented Metal which everybody hates and they stole all their riffs from other non-rap therefore crap artists. I haven't heard them but anyone that has to steal their music must be totally talentless because rock requires no talent to begin with unlike rap.
Listen to P.Diddy's 'Come With Me'. It has pretty corny lyircs but the beat is incredible and is better than anything Led Zeppelin could steal.
Rap was orginated by black artists unlike rock which Elvis created. Because we are better than you rap is far superior. If you disagree you are a racist and a neo-nazi KKK motherfucker!
My dad made me listen to 'Dark Side of the Moon' by Stink Floud and it only swore once! What a piece of crap! It is no masterpieve like 'Beg for Mercy' I can tell you.
I urge all you are old people living in the past to grow up. Times are changing, get with it, just the revolution. Music is finally good and you're still stuck in the 70s when it sucked!
Classic Rock is a desolate tract of ogerish yobs pluking metal strings attached to blocks of wood and bashing trashcans with sticks while a very feminine castrated man that all sound like Robert 'I hate girls' Plant screams "Whole Lotta Love" and not one mention of smacking ya bitch or pimpin' ya ride is heard.
Go on Launch.com and search for Led Zeppelin and look at the Biography. They invented Metal which everybody hates and they stole all their riffs from other non-rap therefore crap artists. I haven't heard them but anyone that has to steal their music must be totally talentless because rock requires no talent to begin with unlike rap.
Listen to P.Diddy's 'Come With Me'. It has pretty corny lyircs but the beat is incredible and is better than anything Led Zeppelin could steal.
Rap was orginated by black artists unlike rock which Elvis created. Because we are better than you rap is far superior. If you disagree you are a racist and a neo-nazi KKK motherfucker!
My dad made me listen to 'Dark Side of the Moon' by Stink Floud and it only swore once! What a piece of crap! It is no masterpieve like 'Beg for Mercy' I can tell you.
I urge all you are old people living in the past to grow up. Times are changing, get with it, just the revolution. Music is finally good and you're still stuck in the 70s when it sucked!
If you listen to the music carefully, you'll notice, yes it is true, NONE of it is computer generated. It's all guitar crap! Who wants to hear a Satan worshipping drug addict scream about 'I WANT MA DRUGGGSSSS, GIMMMEEEE MYYY DRRUGGGSSS!'
by Real Gangsta in da House July 12, 2005
A sub-genre of alternative and punk rock music typically ranging from the mid-to-early 90's to the mid-to-early 00's. This actual tasteful music is generally nostalgic to the Millenial generation as would a Baby Boomer or a Generation X person is to real Classic Rock. Music that typically belongs to this genre would be songs by Green Day, Blink-182, Linkin Park, Seether, Foo Fighters, Breaking Benjamin, and Three Days Grace.
At a party...
Man 1: Someone put some good music on!
Man 2: I'll put my iPhone on and play some MCR.
Man 1: MCR?
Man 2: Millenial Classic Rock. plays a song by Smash Mouth.
Woman: Hey! What's this crap? I haven't heard this song since I was in like, 2nd grade when I was a loser. It's not pump-me-up music ya know? Put some Kanye West on or Nicki Minaj.
Man 2: I hate this generation's music.
Man 1: Someone put some good music on!
Man 2: I'll put my iPhone on and play some MCR.
Man 1: MCR?
Man 2: Millenial Classic Rock. plays a song by Smash Mouth.
Woman: Hey! What's this crap? I haven't heard this song since I was in like, 2nd grade when I was a loser. It's not pump-me-up music ya know? Put some Kanye West on or Nicki Minaj.
Man 2: I hate this generation's music.
by block bros. April 5, 2017
The fanbase of people that listen mainly to classic rock music. The classic rock fandom is very active on blogging websites like Tumblr, although a lot of people are not aware of it's existence. The classic rock fandom rotates around bands and musical artists ranging from the late 50's to the early 90's. Like every fandom, the classic rock fandom is full of some of the coolest people ever and the most annoying people ever.
Classic rock bands/artists celebrated in the classic rock fandom:
- Led Zeppelin
- Pink Floyd
- The Beatles
- The Who
- The Rolling Stones
- David Bowie
- Jimi Hendrix
- Sex Pistols
- Joy Division
- Buddy Holly
- Aerosmith
- Fleetwood Mac
- AC/DC
- Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
- Queen
- Bob Dylan
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Deep Purple
- Black Sabbath
- Blue Oyster Cult
- The Doors
- Eric Clapton
- Cream
- Nirvana
- Alice In Chains
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- U2
- Iron Maiden
- Pearl Jam
- The Cure
- Blondie
*Those are a lot of the most popularly mentioned bands in the classic rock fandom, even though there are a lot more. I hope I didn't leave out your favorite band*
Classic rock bands/artists celebrated in the classic rock fandom:
- Led Zeppelin
- Pink Floyd
- The Beatles
- The Who
- The Rolling Stones
- David Bowie
- Jimi Hendrix
- Sex Pistols
- Joy Division
- Buddy Holly
- Aerosmith
- Fleetwood Mac
- AC/DC
- Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
- Queen
- Bob Dylan
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Deep Purple
- Black Sabbath
- Blue Oyster Cult
- The Doors
- Eric Clapton
- Cream
- Nirvana
- Alice In Chains
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- U2
- Iron Maiden
- Pearl Jam
- The Cure
- Blondie
*Those are a lot of the most popularly mentioned bands in the classic rock fandom, even though there are a lot more. I hope I didn't leave out your favorite band*
by SpaceCadetGlow92 January 1, 2014
Noun: A disease which causes ordinary people to become asshats who only listen to classic rock and claim it is the only good music ever made. A common factor of this disease is the individual being very unknowing about music and just listening to AC/DC and Queen. Commonly found in 12 year old boys on Youtube comment chains and in middle aged men. Can only be cured through maturity and respect for the opinions of others.
12 year old victim with Classic Rock Elitism "ZOMG modern music sux i love Ac/dC so much, and Im only 12."
Middle Aged victim (usually delusional and wrong)with Classic Rock Elitism: "I used to listen to classic rock artists like Nirvana and The Beastie Boys. Stupid kids and your Lady Gaga."
Middle Aged victim (usually delusional and wrong)with Classic Rock Elitism: "I used to listen to classic rock artists like Nirvana and The Beastie Boys. Stupid kids and your Lady Gaga."
by Nicoma May 27, 2013
A person who loves the musical genre classic rock, which includes bands such as Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, The Doors, ACDC, and The Who. They are uninterested in modern music. Sometimes, they are of the opinion that any new music is terrible, in other cases they admit that some of it is good, it just doesn't interest them. Often times they find themselves pretending to love the new alternative band their friend is showing them while wishing they were at home listening to The White Album. Many classic rock junkies are afraid to admit they are indeed a classic rock junkie for fear of being called narrow-minded.
by floydiac9 October 19, 2009
One who listens to classic rock, even with all the fads of new rock. they appreciate good bands and lyrics that are just amazing. they agree there is a reason that the bands are still popular 40+ years later.
also see classic rock
also see classic rock
by true classic rocker May 11, 2005