clam ham 

a term to call someone if your stuck for words, also stands for clammy

"lauren your such a clam ham" "well youve got clammy hands Tom"

clam ham by tommeh October 30, 2006

Slam Clam Ham

When you insert your penis into a woman’s vaganal canal ver aggressively to assert dominance over your victim.

Dan”the man who’s gonna Slam Clam Ham in the back of his van” shnieder

Slam Clam Ham by Supreme God of Gods...Danielly January 1, 2019

Ham Clam 

A term referring to a woman's butt and/or butthole.

Bro #1: Hey brah, can I talk to you for a second?
Bro #2: Yeah what's up broski?
Bro #1: I got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam.
Bro #2: Wicked nice brah. Wicked nice.

Ham Clam by Zant June 17, 2008

Ham/Clam Ratio 

The ratio between girls and guys in a social situation. Just like any ratio, the Ham/Clam can be reduced. For example, if there are five girls and thirty guys at a party, the ratio is a poor 1:5 (See: Sausage Fest). A healthy ratio is 1:1 as there is the possibility that everybody's going to get hooked up; however, most males prefer a 2:1 ratio because... well, that's just awesome.

Trevor: Damn, this party is lame. It's all dudes!
Brad: Yeah, I'm estimating a 1:6 Ham/Clam ratio. Let's get out of here.

Ben: I'm liking the people we chill with, but we need to get a few more girls to even out the Ham/Clam.

Ham/Clam Ratio by BrotherSpot April 28, 2009

Ham Clam 

A fat birds gunty vag.

Becky lost her cat. She found it 3 days later in her ham clam.

Ham Clam by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025

Ham and clam slam

The lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking.

Mal: Guys, what's the lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking?

Ungobafungo: If it had a name I'd call it the ham and clam slam.

Ham and clam slam by Asian EDP445 July 26, 2022

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 by Zonal K September 25, 2019