Clam Dig

The act of scouring through an overabundance of pubic hair not seen since 70s era Porn to find the sweet pussy lips hidden within.

I really hope Lisa has shaved her snatch since the last time I fucked her. I had to go on a Clam Dig just to find it last time.

by YouPornJude November 14, 2011

Clam Digging

The act of sliding one's fingers into a woman's vagina or to be blunt, finger fucking.

Jared is a clam digging enthusiast.

by Taddy Mason LLC July 7, 2018

Nigger nigger clam digger

A man-whore. Someone you catch plowing your wife.

You’ve got stink dick! Nigger nigger clam digger!

by BaronTvirus May 23, 2019

rusty clam digging

Paying homeage to New Englanders, It is customary to blindfold self and line up three willing female parties in a row. One, and only one of these parties must be on the rag. You then precede to perform cunnilingus on all three parties; blindfolded. You must use sense of taste to identify the one with the bloody, rust tasting, clot-laden, hairy, cunt. When detected this culinary mystery you must scream aloud, "That's aint Chowdah!" to win.

Hey Chadwick, I was down the Vineyard the other day on fathers yaught and tried my hand at some Rusty Clam Digging with Hildigard and the girls! Boy does my tummy ache and my lobster apron is covered in blood!

by Herman Mung Ster October 21, 2011

Mississippi Clam Digger

A complex sexual position in which the male sticks his penis into the female's ear, and places his foot into her vagina and "digs." All of this is performed while the male is washing the female's hair and eating a corndog at the same moment.

Based on the amount of corndogs and shampoo at her apartment, I knew she would be into the Mississippi Clam Digger!

by Rick_Diculous April 2, 2009

Shelby Clam-Digger

When a stripper inserts her middle finger into her anus and then places it into a customers mouth, without them being aware of where the finger actually was. This act is typically only done when the customer has upset the girl in some way, and usually used during a private dance.

Larry: Wow, that guy was a real asshole!

Cindy: He was so rude! That's why he got the Shelby Clam-Digger!

by 4yoularry November 22, 2011

clam digger

A game, in which the object is to find parking...

Meatwad played clam digger all day, while master shake was stabbing him in the back of the neck with a fondue fork...

by Charvelsandimas September 20, 2007