roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision

by Barberella September 1, 2020

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

person 1 : I will give you a roadside circumcision
Person 2 : are you threatening me
Person 1: yes

by Barberella September 1, 2020

Circumcised Dan

A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.

He has a theme song that goes:

My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.

I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.

by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023

Quarterly Circumcision

At the passing of 3 months (quarter year) you must have a fresh circumcision to be rid of your regenerating foreskin.

Hey Jerry! Are you ready for your quarterly circumcision?

by December 9, 2020

Mediterranean circumcision

When your half circumcised. The best of both worlds.

He couldn't decide between the turtleneck and the tank top. So he went for the Mediterranean circumcision.

by Mr.IBIP April 29, 2022

Hick circumcision

When a male puts his in penis in his sisters/family members mouth and they bite down, successfully removing the foreskin. It often gets confused with a hillbilly circumcision. The difference is the hick circumcision exclusively takes place in the parking lot of a Roy Rogers.

Did you guys see that hick circumcision happen in the parking lot yesterday

by El mucho ding dong May 7, 2022

Circumcision

Self mutilation causing obsession greed and disloyal obsession with the penis and dissatisfaction in the self

The doctors are obsessed with bugged schizophrenia and my hooded penis because 5 fiance's died and I masturbate their obsessed with circumcision

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022