"I'm going to shop at Circuit City from now on if you don't give me a
computer!"
"I'm telling my whole family to shop at Circuit City from now on because you wouldn'
t send someone to my
house to show me how to use my DVD
player!"
"Why doesn't Best Buy honor Circuit City's warranty?"
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-Circuit Customer: "Where's my laptop?"
-Circuit Employee: "I set it on the counter"
-Circuit Customer: "It's not there."
-Circuit Employee: "I swear I set it there."
-Circuit Customer: "Are you telling me you let someone steal my laptop?"
-Circuit Employee: "Maybe..."