chunky guacamole

The act of pulling out your penis after anal sex, and finding chunks of green feces on it.

Friend 1: Hey bro did that girl from the club last night let you go in from the back?

Friend 2: Ya man, but I had to run because she had a bad case of chunky guacamole.

Friend 1: Yikes!

by Mike Vilosh February 09, 2018