Chudling

A word to mean rapidly defecating.

That Chudling took three flushes to go away!

by Chudling March 31, 2024

Chudling

A "chudling" refers to someone on the path to become a "Chud". Chud meaning someone who is physically unattractive and maintains unhealthy habits such as browsing discord, reddit etc.

If those chudlings don't cut down on their screen time they'll be on it forever.

by Stickman458 January 19, 2026

Chudling

A "chudling" refers to someone on the path to become a "Chud". Chud meaning someone who is physically unattractive and maintains unhealthy habits such as browsing discord, reddit etc.

If those chudlings don't cut down on their screen time they'll be on it forever.

by Stickman458 January 19, 2026

Chudling Pong

A sudden, unexpected collapse, downfall, or reputational drop of something previously thought to be impressive, respected, or authoritative. Used when the true, disappointing nature of a person or thing is revealed.

Core meaning:
A major fall from perceived greatness.

Usage:
Applied to individuals, institutions, or ideas once regarded as significant or prestigious, but later exposed as hollow, weak, or overrated.

“We thought the leader was a mighty figure, but after hearing his aide admit he was deeply troubled and unable to handle the insult he felt, it became clear the whole situation was just one big Chudling Pong.”

by Hexbait December 5, 2025

chadling

A street term for cocaine. They say it originated from the poshest backstreets of Wimbledon, London where affluent young private school boys would flaunt their parents hard-earned cash on the white powder to fuel a night on the prowl, to make up for their low self-esteem and penis girth and to try and emulate the heroic/inspiring acts of Jordan Belfort a.k.a The Wolf of Wall Street.

"Oi Nick mate can you cop us some chadling tonight?"

"Yeah let me call Chad, my chadders dealer."

"Goive."

by Chad Ling March 19, 2014

Chuddling

To cuddle in an overly aggressive fashion in which the "big" spoon place one arm around the "little" spoons neck slowly suffocating till an existential bliss is reached.

Person 1: Did you reach second base with Mandy?

Person 2: No, but there was some crazy "chuddling" going on. I know she liked it.

Person 1: How did you know she liked it?

Person 2: Because nothing says i love you like their eyes rolling in the back of their head.

Person 1 to Person 2: *HIGH-FIVE*

by Awkword One April 28, 2010

Chudging

To follow someone with the intent of making them like you, the usual result being that the center of your affection becomes annoyed with you. Best described as "When you become so obsessed with someone that you cock-block yourself".

Amanda agrees with everything Mike says because she's chudging on him.

by Jonathan Wier May 13, 2008