1.learned everything he knows from Bruce Lee
2.The last guy who got his ass whipped by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon.
2.The last guy who got his ass whipped by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon.
by ................................ January 6, 2006
"I hate Jimmy. I should chuck norris his so hard he has to go to the E.R."
"Man, Jimmy Chuck Norrised me so hard i alsmost had to go to the E.R."
"Man, Jimmy Chuck Norrised me so hard i alsmost had to go to the E.R."
by Stephen Lellan October 23, 2006
Alcoholic beverage containing mostly apple vodka and orange juice. Causes you to want to pummel human beings after several drinks.
Jeff: We're out of all the good alcohol. What are we going to drink?
Nik: Let's drink Chuck Norris'
Jason: No!!!! I don't want to get my ass kicked again.
Nik: Let's drink Chuck Norris'
Jason: No!!!! I don't want to get my ass kicked again.
by The Coolest Man Alive May 8, 2006
If you ever look up 'Chuck Norris' in the Urban Dictionary, you will be bombarded with manly 'Chuck Norris can....' statements. Ya, ya, roundhouse kick, whatever. He's tough I guess. This is a sensible discription of Chuck Norris.
by Aspirations January 12, 2009
The lamest individual that people idolize because they've never played Chrono Trigger so they don't know who Frog is.
by Chrotus March 26, 2010
the personification of all that is fake and cheesy in Hollywood. He is the epitome of how Hollywood takes beautiful and/or honorable traditions from other cultures and turns them into packaged crap.
by Geppetto Whipple August 20, 2005
An actor who was around before all these dumb little kids knew who he was, and is now being used in fake, not funny at all, facts.
by AnonymousInUS February 28, 2006