Christoffer Strandberg 

From a locally very famous person, Christoffer Strandberg, born in Uppsala, Sweden. Since he was so awesome a local expression arose, "As awsome as Christoffer"..

The expression continued to gain popularity in Uppsala, and later Stockholm and is now commonly used in more and more social circles around Sweden.

"Awsome like Christoffer Strandberg."
"Do it like Christoffer would."
"Almost as good as a Christoffer"
"Divine as Chris."

Christoffer Strandberg by Andres Paolo September 28, 2011

Christopher's Law 

The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.

Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!

Christopher's Law by Harvek July 29, 2023

Christopher S 

A gentleman, who has brown eyes and dark black hair, tan skin and the cutest smile, he has the personality of a fucking parasite but he’s amazing. You may see him skating (failing to do a kick flip) being socially awkward, or with his amazing gf. Christopher likes America 🦅🇺🇸 but is Australian .. ( American at heart ) likes $uicideboy$ and zillakami. He is a nerd at heart who enjoys being on google earth, and talking abt geography.

Girl 1 - who is that!!

girl 2 - that’s Christopher S he’s always wearing black !!

Girl 3 - he’s wearing an I ❤️ my gf shirt today 😱
Girl 1 - aw :(

Christopher S by Soggy balls November 13, 2023

St. Christopher's Necklace 

Similar to a pearl necklace but given to you as a child by your dad or uncle.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.

Everytime he unhooked the chain, he remembered clearly, the smells of his drunken father's breath as he gave him his first St. Christopher's Necklace

St. Christopher's Necklace by Gabe Dertz May 19, 2021

Christopher Shaw 

A animated character who the episode interactive community all swoon for. Christopher shaw was created by the holy lord of episode... aka Violet. Christopher is a gorgeous masterpiece made up of olive skin, defined triangle face carved from the gods above, sexy short cropped black hair, straight bold eyebrows, cute button nose, delicious unveven lips that you want to kiss, and lastly, green roung piercing eyes that oddly only ever look good on christopher and no other episode character. In conclusion, it is best to say that christopher shaw rules out every episode character ever made by the episode community. Thanks to violet, we have this lovely specimen to look forward too.

Girl 1: Hey, have you read the new episode of the shaw brothers?
Girl 2: Yes, I did. I enjoyed the lovely view of Christopher shaw.

Christopher Shaw by christopher lover 101 July 8, 2019

Christopher Shaw 

A fictional character from an episode story called The Shaw Brothers whom teenagers believe to be their pixel boyfriend . Christopher has shiny black short-cropped black hair and light green eyes to contrast them. He seems to be an asshole, but when it comes to April Montgomery, he's a cinnamon roll

Summer: how did you manage to fall in love with that scum bag, Christopher?

April: He’s Christopher Shaw! How can I not?

Christopher Shaw by Landon Wilder March 27, 2020

Christopher Shaw 

If you don't know who Christopher Shaw is, I feel sorry for you. But to explain, Christopher Shaw is a greek god looking ass animated character who everyone in the Episode Interactive community simp for. He is from the story "The Shaw Brothers" written by our talented queen Violet. He has beautiful olive skin, a defined triangle face carved by the gods above, luscious short cropped black hair, snatched straight bold brows, cute button nose, sexy uneven terracotta lips to give a *kiss kiss*, and a pair of mysterious, beautiful, mesmerizing, green, round piercing eyes. His likes includes consistency, koalas, the weeknd, eating fruits, being hot asf, and demolishing ovaries. In conclusion, Christopher Shaw is daddy and he can rail me.

EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO OUR QUEEN VIOLET FOR CREATING HIM!!!

ivy: "hi, (insert hottie name)!" *heart eyes* *drolls*
annoyed hottie: "hey, icy! is that Christopher Shaw over there?"
ivy: "OMG CHRISSY I'M COMING!"

Christopher Shaw by tsb.meme September 8, 2020