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christ on a crutch

An expletive usually expressing disbelief or exasperation. It is the opposite to that of a Christian person saying ‘Christ on the cross.’ Somewhat akin to saying ‘Shit on a stick.’
“Christ on a fucking crutch, will you shut up and give me a break?!”

With a sigh and a shake of the head: “Christ on a crutch, I can’t believe how stupid this is.”
Word of the Day on December 20, 2012

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch 

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

jesus christ on a crutch 

"jesus christ on a crutch that hurtt!"
or
"JESUS CHRiST ON A CRUTCH that was rude!!like what the ef

Jesus Christ on a crutch!

Simply means, "O fuck!" or, "O shit!".
Jesus Christ on a crutch! you shouldn't have done that.

jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch 

a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.
Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!

Holy christ on a crotch! 

A more "embellished" phrase of the classic saying "Holy shit"!

An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.
1) "Holy christ on a crotch! You almost got pancaked by that car!"

2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"
Holy christ on a crotch! by Grenstone September 23, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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