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chris's dick 

Something so big that makes every girl go crazy.
I just had Chris's dick and now I can't walk.
chris's dick by 1947465Mike January 1, 2014
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Chris's dick 

Chris's dick is normally very small and shrimp-like.
He often Braggs about ho giant his cock is but in reality, it's tiny.
Your dick is so small you have Chris's dick.

Chris's dick 

chris's dick is normally very tiny and shrimp-like.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.
Omg, u have a Chris dick which means it's very small.
Chris's dick: tiny
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