choruto

a little bitch.

Stop being such a choruto.

choruto by definitelynotanudeep March 24, 2022

The Chorton

When a person guzzles a bottle of wine in 60 seconds and then proceeds to ride a bicycle!

" Oh man.. Did you just see Craig ?? He totally pulled The Chorton"

The Chorton by Willie FingerMe September 21, 2015

chorton 

-noun

1). A mixture between a chode and an Orton

2). DaChota Orton
3). A deragatory term used for slander
4). Anything that is over 9000!!!!!!

Dan - "Hey it's Chorton!"
Chorton - "Hey guys.."
Birch - "Oh Chorton"

Birch - "DeChota. Orton. CHORTON!!"

chorton by j3wontherun May 20, 2010

chorlton 

where your either posh or poor,it’s a place of nitbags or sophisticated weirdos.
also where the youth smoke or drink 24/7

“let’s go to chorlton”
“we hopping on a zoot or gettin a bottle of vodka then g?”

chorlton by big black chicken monster January 4, 2021

Chortos 

A tall hulking freak of nature, who is characterized for his insatiable appetite for eating babies.

eg.) Theres a chortos over there.

Chortos by C-dizzle119 January 13, 2009

Chorlton and the Wheelies 

The result of a challenge to find a playground attack that could be described as such
the perpetrator sneaks up behind a victim who happens to be facing down (be it on hands and knees, doing push ups, sunbathing)The Perpetrator then proceeds to lift the victims legs 'wheelbarrow' style and administers a swift kick (the Chorlton) to the testicles (the Wheelies)
variations:
Flying Chorlton: A Chorlton delivered to a victim who's hands aren't in contact with the floor (those leaning on railings and bars are perfect targets)
Bobby Chorlton: A Chorlton with any football relation
Atomic Chorlton: requiring at least 3 attackers, 2 fellows hold up the vitcims legs while a third (or succesion there of) takes a run up before delivering the Chorlton

Sanjeev administered a particularly effective Chorlton and the Wheelies to Dave, much to the delectation of all there present

Chorlton and the Wheelies by S1ND3X September 7, 2008

Chorlton and the Wheelies 

The result of a challenge to find a playground attack that could be described as such
the perpetrator sneaks up behind a victim who happens to be facing down (be it on hands and knees, doing push ups, sunbathing)The Perpetrator then proceeds to lift the victims legs 'wheelbarrow' style and administers a swift kick (the Chorlton) to the testicles (the Wheelies)
variations:
Flying Chorlton: A Chorlton delivered to a victim who's hands aren't in contact with the floor (those leaning on railings and bars are perfect targets)
Bobby Chorlton: A Chorlton with any football relation
Atomic Chorlton: requiring at least 3 attackers, 2 fellows hold up the vitcims legs while a third (or succesion there of) takes a run up before delivering the Chorlton

Sanjeev administered a particularly effective Chorlton and the Wheelies to Dave, much to the delectation of all there present

Chorlton and the Wheelies by S1ND3X September 8, 2008