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choruto

Stop being such a choruto.
by definitelynotanudeep March 24, 2022
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The Chorton

When a person guzzles a bottle of wine in 60 seconds and then proceeds to ride a bicycle!
" Oh man.. Did you just see Craig ?? He totally pulled The Chorton"
by Willie FingerMe September 21, 2015
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chorton

-noun

1). A mixture between a chode and an Orton

2). DaChota Orton
3). A deragatory term used for slander
4). Anything that is over 9000!!!!!!
Dan - "Hey it's Chorton!"
Chorton - "Hey guys.."
Birch - "Oh Chorton"

Birch - "DeChota. Orton. CHORTON!!"
by j3wontherun May 20, 2010
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chorlton

where your either posh or poor,it’s a place of nitbags or sophisticated weirdos.
also where the youth smoke or drink 24/7
“let’s go to chorlton”
“we hopping on a zoot or gettin a bottle of vodka then g?”
by big black chicken monster January 4, 2021
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Chortos

A tall hulking freak of nature, who is characterized for his insatiable appetite for eating babies.
eg.) Theres a chortos over there.
by C-dizzle119 January 13, 2009
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Chorlton and the Wheelies

The result of a challenge to find a playground attack that could be described as such
the perpetrator sneaks up behind a victim who happens to be facing down (be it on hands and knees, doing push ups, sunbathing)The Perpetrator then proceeds to lift the victims legs 'wheelbarrow' style and administers a swift kick (the Chorlton) to the testicles (the Wheelies)
variations:
Flying Chorlton: A Chorlton delivered to a victim who's hands aren't in contact with the floor (those leaning on railings and bars are perfect targets)
Bobby Chorlton: A Chorlton with any football relation
Atomic Chorlton: requiring at least 3 attackers, 2 fellows hold up the vitcims legs while a third (or succesion there of) takes a run up before delivering the Chorlton
Sanjeev administered a particularly effective Chorlton and the Wheelies to Dave, much to the delectation of all there present
by S1ND3X September 7, 2008
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Chorlton and the Wheelies

The result of a challenge to find a playground attack that could be described as such
the perpetrator sneaks up behind a victim who happens to be facing down (be it on hands and knees, doing push ups, sunbathing)The Perpetrator then proceeds to lift the victims legs 'wheelbarrow' style and administers a swift kick (the Chorlton) to the testicles (the Wheelies)
variations:
Flying Chorlton: A Chorlton delivered to a victim who's hands aren't in contact with the floor (those leaning on railings and bars are perfect targets)
Bobby Chorlton: A Chorlton with any football relation
Atomic Chorlton: requiring at least 3 attackers, 2 fellows hold up the vitcims legs while a third (or succesion there of) takes a run up before delivering the Chorlton
Sanjeev administered a particularly effective Chorlton and the Wheelies to Dave, much to the delectation of all there present
by S1ND3X September 8, 2008
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