chopped salad

when u cut someones ass up hypethetically with ur dick

that bitch wouldn't cum so i gave her some chopped salad

by sir nuts-a-lot March 9, 2008

chopped salad

chopping salad is another reference to sticking your entire mouth on a males penis, respectfully

Susie: You want a chopped salad?
Andres: Yes, maybe tonight around 11pm

by sun-fluh February 22, 2021

Chopped Salad

A fancy way of saying you’re having lines for lunch

I made you a chopped salad in the bathroom.

by allisonjmac March 1, 2025

Chopped Dick Salad

n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.

In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."

(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)

by Socra-dick Method June 11, 2010