chop suey

System of a Down's first heavily rotated single, soon pissed on and beaten to death by Avril Lavigne. The Tenacious D parody-cover, however, makes up for that.

It's also Chinese food.

You'd think that Chop Suey was too good to be ruined, but then that stupid bitch KILLED IT.

OR

Mmm, this is some tasty chop suey.

by Conan O'Brien November 15, 2003

chop suey

Sex with an Asian

They did a little chop suey

by Luddz April 15, 2015

chop suey

Taking regular ice cream and copping it up and mashing it until it becomes like yogurt.

Chocolate frozen yogurt is chop suey.

by helzwar007 May 2, 2014

chop suey

Running your girlfriends pig tails through your two front belt loops that straddle your zipper and pulling them violently outward making her deep throat your cock till she throws up.

So, you don't deep throat huh ... looks like we're having Chop Suey tonight

by Kennesaurus November 1, 2009

chop suey

a sniper. usually using a asian assult rifle

the president has a chop suey in the bushes.

by freddie bunz December 23, 2007

chop suey

To karate chop the back of someone's neck in a manner meaning to injure or stun. Usually takes place when a friend is moving in on some chick, and ESPECIALLY when he's moving in on the G-nade (grenade - ugliest girl of a group of two or more girls).

Person1: John's moving in on the g-nade
Person2: Fuck that
*Chop Suey*
John: Ah fuckin bastards

by andrew Spurway July 19, 2005

chop suey

the means of assulting an other person, animal or object in a karate like manner with your hands. Usually with plams and fingers positioned straight out and moving in a vertical up and down motion. {originated in china)

'im gonna give you the chop suey-ing of your life!'

by fUnKi MoNkEy January 25, 2005