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When you curve your erect cock down into your own asshole
“Bro are you seriously choophing yourself right now infront of my mom
chooph by ChubbyBubby March 12, 2018
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Choochang 

Cannabis, but the kind you have to go on a journey for. Either to a spot for the sesh to go down or a trek to the plugs house.
Come on man we got nothing to smoke, we gotta go visit the wizard to get some choochang.
Choochang by Treemandalf December 27, 2022
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choochang 

Time to smoke that choochang
choochang by Bigred0506 November 6, 2022

choothar 

A silly person; descriptive of the actions/characteristics of a foolish or eccentric person. A goon.
"Groico came in last night after 8 tins of Double Dutch and he was acting like a right choothar."


(from the 'Owl of Choothar', which was known to fly around and hoot during daylight hours, contrary to the typical behaviour of its species.)
choothar by Smith. January 13, 2009

choochitus 

Cooch with "cheese"
I wouldn't hit that bro, I was told she had choochitus.

Choochitus!? Bro she probably got mad "cheese".
choochitus by Mokovi September 18, 2020

chooch it 

Taking a big drag of a grimy dirty cigarette. Also anything that can be smoked.
You Choochin?

Ahh yaaa lets get a grimy chooch goin.

Hey toss me that antler bro I want a big dirty chooch of it

Hot bids totally chooch on my pant antler

Friggen Chooch it
chooch it by definitionman15 March 22, 2011

Chorophobia 

When refering to the word chorophobia,we are refering to the fear of dancing, This means ALL types of dancing.
Girl: Wanna dance?
Boy: No can do, i've got Chorophobia
Girl: Huh?
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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