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The Greek God of trolling who the Chonites try to appease as they go on with their nefarious work.
This thread is about to be chonied.

I think I feel the presence of Chony, in all his magnificence, probably it was brought on by that guy who posted about his balls itching in the global warming thread.
Chony by Windtell December 15, 2009
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A person who looks and acts like a Tony but is really a Chony all along.
Tony 1: Hey some Tony came in to the store the other day asking about rigatoni.

Tony 2: That ain’t no Tony, that was a fuckin Chony.
Chony by DaRealTony December 16, 2019
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what you call someone after they do something stupid as fuck
why the fuck would you score an own goal when we're down you fucking chony
chony by somestupidwhiteguy66 July 22, 2025

Chony chapped 

To be mad and cop an attitude about something, usually when you don’t get your way.
Stop being chony chapped the world doesn’t revolve around you
Chony chapped by SweetPea6935 December 30, 2022
An alternative for the word 'chance'. Commonly used by One Direction's Niall Horan.
Niall: "We took a chonce"
Fan screaming: "WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHONCE"
chonce by icedteapayne September 12, 2015
Chonce: Typically used by One Direction's Niall Horan trying to say ''chance''
Niall- ''We took a chonce.''
Fangirl (Directioner) ''Omg! I want a chonce, whatever that is!''
Chonce by YoungCoyote101 January 2, 2016
A alternative word for chance said by Niall Horan because of his accent. One direction fans find it hilarious
Niall: we took a chonce

Liam: *leans over* i-its chance Niall
chonce by liamssspaynetrain November 23, 2015
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