Chom, chom

A form of procrastination used to disguise incorrect reasoning or logic. See Bullshit

"Why is the kitchen still a complete shite heap? You said you were gonna clean it up!"

"Well I was going to but then I found some work to do chom, chom..." etc

by Jimmy_Mac July 11, 2008

Chom chom

Noun. The superior word for particular fruit that many lesser philosophical individuals would refer to as a banana. Plural noun: Chom choms

Having a chom chom every now and then is healthy. Chom choms tend to be yellow or green. Make sure to unpeel a chom chom before you eat it.

by Millcore IronGear August 30, 2016

Chom chom

Banana

I went to the market for some chom choms.

by Sakaruke August 30, 2016

Chom Choms

The amazing alternative word for 'banana' invented by Hank Green at Crash Course because hey, language is weird and if Gretchen can make "fetch" happen we can make "chom choms" a thing.

Hank: IT IS A CHOM CHOM!
Normal Human: OMG stop trying to make 'chom choms' happen.

by L-013 August 30, 2016

Chom chom

A tropical fruit (technically a berry) that has to be peeled before being eaten. Chom choms are found at most grocery stores in their yellow state. They typically grow in clusters called bunches and do not have to be cooked before being eaten. Lesser educated people often refer to chom choms as bananas and peel them upside down.

I'm making a strawberry chom chom smoothie. You want one?

by alecfuture June 30, 2021

chom choms

v- to be embarrassed for someone else to the point that you can feel his/her pain.

I had the chom choms for Matt when i saw him in his spandex suit.

by Matt Cahn March 23, 2007

chom choms

That feeling you get deep inside your gut when someone does something completely embarrassing (even though they feel know embarrassment whatsoever)

Dumbass: "Haha I'm so WASTED!!"

Observer 1: "She does know that is non-alcoholic beer, right?"

Observer 2: "I dunno man... all I know is I'm feeling some major chom choms

by Lil' Bexxx May 5, 2010