Chom, chom 

A form of procrastination used to disguise incorrect reasoning or logic. See Bullshit

"Why is the kitchen still a complete shite heap? You said you were gonna clean it up!"

"Well I was going to but then I found some work to do chom, chom..." etc

Chom, chom by Jimmy_Mac June 20, 2008

Chom chom 

Noun. The superior word for particular fruit that many lesser philosophical individuals would refer to as a banana. Plural noun: Chom choms

Having a chom chom every now and then is healthy. Chom choms tend to be yellow or green. Make sure to unpeel a chom chom before you eat it.

Chom chom by Millcore IronGear August 29, 2016

Chom chom 

Banana

I went to the market for some chom choms.

Chom chom by Sakaruke August 30, 2016

Chom Choms 

The amazing alternative word for 'banana' invented by Hank Green at Crash Course because hey, language is weird and if Gretchen can make "fetch" happen we can make "chom choms" a thing.

Hank: IT IS A CHOM CHOM!
Normal Human: OMG stop trying to make 'chom choms' happen.

Chom Choms by L-013 August 30, 2016

Chom chom 

A tropical fruit (technically a berry) that has to be peeled before being eaten. Chom choms are found at most grocery stores in their yellow state. They typically grow in clusters called bunches and do not have to be cooked before being eaten. Lesser educated people often refer to chom choms as bananas and peel them upside down.

I'm making a strawberry chom chom smoothie. You want one?

Chom chom by alecfuture June 30, 2021

CHOM OIN 

CHOM OIN is a way of saying hello to the people you love,you can also use this to express feelings of happiness and encouragement.it’s an abreviation from the expression “come on”but with more feeling in it.

Alex:CHOM OIN!!Im so excited for my birthday

Lilly:CHOM OIN Rose!!
Rose:CHOM OIN Lilly

CHOM OIN by Pachaswife February 15, 2021

Chom Modus 

When someone is so drunk they are in Chom Modus. First designed by a legend called Nilo. In this state you will take any drugs, even if your normaly an anti-drugie. You will instantly pop xan or sniff some random medizins. This Chom Modus is a disease. Get some Help nige.

Related to mach, gömmer and save.

Waht we doing?
(Chom Modus) - "Chom, xanny! Hesh xan, oh no xan? Takes some other random medizin"

Chom Modus by Balz du hure June 26, 2020