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CHOIR PRACTICE 

Used in Law Enforcement, Police etc. to indicate to fellow co-workers that they will be meeting after the shift to indulge in some liquid refreshments. (May even be stated over the car radios to alert the entire shift)
"Meet you after work, choir practice tonight"
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choir practice 

Used by teachers to talk about going to have a drink after work. Ususlly in front of the children.
"Choir practice is on tonight"
"Will you be at choir practice?"
choir practice by DonnaM April 30, 2006

Choir practice 

Slang for a woman going to see a man named singer for sex
Jb fully just went to choir practice i saw her sneak out

choir practice 

taking a very painful shit that makes you scream in pain, most likely from eating a lot of taco bell.
laine: why is he screaming in there?
tricia: probably choir practice.
laine: oh yeah.
choir practice by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

Choir Practice 

Guy 1:I have choir practice
Guy 2:You know choir practice just means going poop in the McDonald's bathroom
Guy 3: I can McPoop wherever I McWant, McBitch
Choir Practice by Hamtaro March 15, 2020

Choir-Practice-Heeley 

When you're a ginger douche and flake out on shift end drinks
Where is Ben? He's being a choir-practice-heeley and went home to sleep.
Choir-Practice-Heeley by Dalerino February 24, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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