Chocolate Mustache 

Eating a girls ass hole out after she takes a crap and having the poop smeared on your face !

Matt; I just ate this chicks ass out!
Matts friend; Wow dude was it after she dumped!
Matt; Hell yeah I had a nice chocolate mustache.

Chocolate Mustache by Mattyice22 December 5, 2013

chocolate milk mustache

When you eat out a girls ass and have shit on your upper lips

He just ate her ass and now he has a chocolate milk mustache

chocolate milk mustache by Bigd4ddy69 May 21, 2018

chocolate moustache 

the act of using a turd as if it was a crayon/colored pencil, and drawing a moustache and/or beard on your friend (or enimies) face. when their asleep, or course.

"hey marshall! did you hear about how Christian gave Josh a chocolate moustache?!"
"yeah Juan, i heard he kinda got into it. and licked it all off."
"dude, i still cant belive they docked!"
"dude, i hear Josh was like a prison queen, and gave him amazing head!"
"i'll take that as him "cumming" out of the closet"
"lol, i always knew Christian liked his salad tossed with extra ranch dressing"

chocolate moustache by christanisadirtyfaggot March 23, 2010