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Chocolate Fingers

when discharge from the anus finds its way onto one's finger during the process of buttock penetration with one's phalanges
'oh yes, twas thrilling until she gave me chocolate fingers'

Chocolate fingers

When your gal bout to "shit her pants" during sex your start pounding that ass with your fingers!
"Man your finger stank" well yeah they where chocolate fingers last night"
Chocolate fingers by Lol bros September 27, 2015

quavers and chocolate fingers

a meal traditionally eaten by the “musandu” tribe of zimbabwe. consists of a cheesy, savoury food and chocolate wafer biscuit styles as a finger
“Jayden was eating quavers and chocolate fingers, he was munching and snacking on them so hard you could hear him chewing in the call”

Chocolate Finger 

A chocolate finger is where you are making out with a girl and you slip her the finger but instead of inserting it it accidentally ends up in the ass.
This commonly occurs in a drunk or disorientated state.

When this happens, the nickname chocolate fingers usually sticks with them for a long time
1)"Haha Dave got smashed on friday and chocolate fingered some girl behind the pub!"

2)"here i go"
"umm wrong hole..."
"Wahay Choco-fingers!"
Chocolate Finger by B70WNY December 15, 2008

Chocolate Finger Puppet 

When a male or female is asleep beside you, you stick your forefinger inside their anal gland (with no lube) and see how many knuckles you can get in before they jump. Knuckle depth can be measured by the shit stain on your finger.
Male
Last night Liam passed out at the party! You'll never guess what happened, Joey have him a Chocolate Finger Puppet and got third knuckle!

Female
Arnold's misses fell asleep watching Netflix facing him. It was a prime opportunity for a Chocolate Finger Puppet but he had to improvise with a reach around.

Chocolate finger 

When your wiping your ass and your finger accidentally tears through the toilet paper unnoticed. Can be especially problematic if you scratch your nose later on.
No thanks, I don't need a hug, looks like you got a chocolate finger
Chocolate finger by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017
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