Chocolate dipping is most commonly used when a male or female has long taint hair. After taking a crap you dip the toilet paper in the bowl to get the paper wet for a cleaner wipe.
Haef: “ What the hell is that noise Brock, it sounds like someone is chocolate dipping in the stall right next to me”
When you dip a condom or raw penis in chocolate for your partner to suck on like chocolate or a lollipop. Has to be perfect otherwise you’ll get burned.
Me: Yeah i wanted to surprise summer for valentines day.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*