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Chocolate Milf

Used as a noun. Also considered vulgar. In black history terms, a black mother I'd love to fuck.
Chocolate Milf by FUQ!!! September 24, 2009
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chocolate milf

An attractive black (or African American) mother; or, a black (or African American) mother which you would like to fuck.
Wade: That black girl over there is pretty hot.
Harry: I bet her mom is hot too.
Nick: She is, I've seen her.
Wade: Wow a Chocolate MILF.
chocolate milf by Its the dogg January 3, 2008

Chocolate milf

a black (usually attractive) mother with at least 2 kids that some people wanna fuck
Chocolate milf by Trash Kween August 4, 2018

Chocolate Milf-Shake

When a small white male, and a VERY large black woman get together and they lay on the floor and the black woman wraps her arms and legs around the male, making sure his head is between her breasts, then they both proceed to shake vigorously.
>Are you still dating that "Joline" chick??

>Hell yes! Yesterday I got a Chocolate Milf-Shake!

>Nice!

Milf Chocolate 

Hallie Berry is Milf Chocolate.
Milf Chocolate by Baellos June 4, 2010

chocolatey milf 

a milf that only enjoys the pleasure of black men. usually forcefully makes them ejaculate in her hair, she believes it helps keep the grey away.
-guy 1: bro ive been trying to score with sean's mom but she just ain't into me wtf?

-guy 2: oh ya i heard she was a chocolatey milf! only into black dudes! sorry brah.
chocolatey milf by katsin August 14, 2011

ChocolateMilk 

When your anlal waste comes out as a liquid and not thick not lump its just pure liquid.
"Dude this isn't a wet fart. What do you mean? Nature Is calling. Dude its coming through your pants, wait it looks like chocolatemilk
ChocolateMilk by Thenoodles January 18, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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