originating from the word chipmunk (i.e. a small and cute creature.)

a chipper is someone who is extremely cute.
Girl: N'aww he's such a chipper!
by heather12345 October 10, 2011
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a place that fucks out chips and burgers QUICK. often on nights out, one might vomit outside a chipper, go in, eat, vomit outside again and then return to your home preparing for a terrible hangover.
by lunatic_man July 31, 2011
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overrated baseball player. still good, but not as good as people say he is.
by Adrian December 13, 2004
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The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.
"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."
by K-Don-yo October 14, 2006
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A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.
Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.
by The Wood Chipper May 6, 2009
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When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.
I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper
by D Haz March 19, 2017
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The act of being struck in the head by a metal pipe, usually in a freak accident.
Person one: Did you hear what happened to Aaron?

Person two: No what happened?
Person one: He totally got chippered when he was trying to lounge in a hammock

Did you hear about Salvador, he got stitches after he was chippered on Love is Blind Episode 6!
by Irreverent Reverend February 17, 2022
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