childbirth

The most painful thing you could ever expeirience. Most likely will involve lots of cursing, stupid doctors and make your insignifigant other feel extremly unloved.

Why the hell do people film childbirth? So they can remember the pain, yelling, pain and more pain?

by Liz July 29, 2004

childbirth

pushing out a baby.

kind of like shitting a watermelon, so they say.

by suze55 September 04, 2003

childbirth

24 hours of pain, screaming and insulting your husband/fiance/boyfriend

Woman- Oh god here comes another one
Man-Breathe honey
Woman- Shut up..your not the one in pain

by Julie October 25, 2003

childbirth

The act of giving birth to a child

Mrs Malone's childbirth went without complication

by Drakhir September 11, 2003

childbirth

frequent result of an inability to properly use birth control.

He didn't feel like wearing a condom back then so now she's suffering the pains of childbirth.

by Dean W. Austin September 12, 2003

childbirth

Process of giving birth to humans.

End product of sex.

Intense physical pain followed by warmth and love.

Used by artists as an example of the link between disgust, emotion and life.

Aww a baby, you forgot to wipe that placenta off.

by waffle September 07, 2003

childbirth

Reason #1 I'm glad I'm a man

It'd be nice getting sex whenever you want like chicks can, but eventually you'd have to go through childbirth.

by Wouldn\'t you like to know September 11, 2003