chicken tits - when a parent feeds a female child large amounts of non free range chicken containing excessive growth hormones for increased meat tenderness and mass. The result being wherein the child proceeds to enter the puberty stages and totally end up being a hot babe with huge knockers who likes to slut around.
"hey, that girl over there looks like her parents were really nice when she was little and took her out to eat alot at kentucky fried chicken."
"why do you say that?"
"Because she has chicken tits and I want to have sex with her"
1. Something you call your friends of the opposite sex. It is meant to be affectionate, yet witty and hilarious, making it an okay nickname/term of endearment for someone you love just as a friend!
2. Don't try this with someone you aren't super tight with. 'Chicken tits,' while hilarious, can seem derogatory to someone with no humor.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'