Chemist

A person who studies chemistry, but is also secretly insane.

"What is your expertise?"
"I am a chemist."

by thatoneguyinthiswebsite May 18, 2022

Brain Chemist

A person who has the ability to use drugs cathartically as a way to heal themselves and others rather than fall into addiction and depravity.

Them: Did you hear about Brian? He was caught doing speedballs!

Me: Don’t worry he knows what he’s doing. Brian is a brain chemist.

by deememetee January 22, 2021