Chelsea Tractor 

Any expensive 4x4 that is driven in an urban environment as a status symbol (typically for the school run) and will never be driven off-road.

Look, that Chelsea Tractor nearly flattened that kid!

Chelsea Tractor by ud40 February 23, 2005

Chelsea Tractor 

An offroad car that never goes offroad

a 4x4 that stays on road

Chelsea Tractor by ud40 May 13, 2005

Chelsea Tractor 

A 4 x 4 car such as a Range Rover, a Mercedes GL or a BMW X5 which is driven in wealthier suburban areas such as Chelsea
a typical one (new) costs over £40,000
some examples of Chelsea Tractors

Mercedes M
BMW X5
Audi Q7
Lexus RX
Range Rover
Porsche Cayenne

Despite the four wheel drive, Most Chelsea Tractors almost never go off-road

Chelsea Tractor by Someguywhopostedhere October 23, 2011

chelsea tractor 

a big suv type car driven around chelsea by snooty rich bitches.Think range rovers going around a london street.

look at her in her chelsea tractor.

chelsea tractor by col January 22, 2005

chelsea tractor 

noun, a large 4 wheel drive vehicle, driven in cities for ordinary, day to day purposes. eg, Land Rover, BMX X5, etc..

environmentalist: those wankers in their chelsea tractors are destroying the environment.

politician: fuck off.

chelsea tractor by master ace October 23, 2005

Chelsea Tractor 

SUV driven by a plonker trying to achieve status

chelsea tractor

Chelsea Tractor by pseudochorus December 24, 2022