chelsea H

a girl with a huge ass that is nothing she used to be and just wants to get fucking laid.

whoa check that slut shes the next "chelsea H"

by fuckuimirish February 26, 2005

chelsea H

CHELSEAS SO AWESOME! hehe and shes mayb HAV A BIG BUM! but she doesnt want to get laid as far as i kno! shes a good freind and has a queer boyfriend! HAHAH just kidding. she can make u laugh cause she dumb but other wise shes a prett good all around person

#1 LIKE WHOA IS THAT CHELSEA?
#2 yea
#1 lets go get her autograph!

by KELSEYSCOOLER February 28, 2005

chelsea high school

A school in Chelsea, Al that is made up of about 80% rich white kids, 10% black people, and 10% backwoods hicks that somehow got zoned into the school system. Chelsea High School is known for having the best weed out of any school in the Birmingham Metro

Chelsea High School is the place to be if you wanna get stoned before class.

by YellowBanana July 22, 2015

Chelsea Handler Syndrome

A situation when someone physically appears to be older than s/he really is. For example, Chelsea Handler appears to be at least 44, but in reality, she's only 34.

X: Man, the past 10 yrs since graduation have been rough on Kate.
Y: Yeah, considering we are only 28 and she looks 40. Classic case of Chelsea Handler Syndrome if I've ever seen it!

by Pippenstock October 9, 2009

chelsea handler

a talentless cunt

Ralph Garman was right, Chelsea Handler really is a talentless cunt. Garmy strong!

by Babblethefkon March 8, 2011

Chelsea Handler

The least funny person on planet Earth who should die.

Sally: Ugh. Tammy's making those stupid jokes again that aren't even funny. She's acting like Chelsea Handler.

by ieatmarshmallows December 19, 2010

chelsea hawk

Chelsea hawk:
The girl version of the mohawk. Hair is buzzed or shaved into a mohawk with little or no hair left and bangs remaining in the front. Mostly worn by girls from the punk scene.

Brody Dalle from The Distillers once a Chelsea Hawk.

by x ;sydney July 4, 2006