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Someone who loses 10 consecutive nhl 10 games
Josh: Hey Allen whats your chel 10 record in your past 10 games?

Allen: Man its weak ive been choding out and im 0-10

Josh: hahahaha ah man you have the dirty black chel plague
by Bazzzzzz April 25, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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