cheesecake dick

someone who is slow. also refers to the conformation of one's penus. flat and like a cheesecake.

Yo hurry up cheescake dick.

I heard you have a cheesecake dick.

by KING FRIDGE December 2, 2007

Cheesecake dick

someone who uses cheese cake in a sexual endeavour;

someone is is retarded and has a small penis

Omg what the fuck cheesecake dick

by dirtyoldman December 2, 2007

dick cheesecake

a cheesecake comprised solely of dick/ball cheese.

"For a million dollars would you eat a dick cheesecake?"

"With that uncircumcised shit, it wouldn't take you long to make a dick cheesecake."

by jessie hxc March 16, 2008