Cheese Finger 

When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.

I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.

Cheese Finger by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2017

blue cheese finger 

Fingering a woman with a yeast infection and licking it clean

No need for salad dressing I have blue cheese finger

blue cheese finger by zelindra January 31, 2015

finger cheese 

The oil and grime that collects on objects due to being touched repeatedly. Most noticeable on polished surfaces.

Derived from the cheese left on fingers while eating Cheetos that gets on everything you touch if not cleaned off fully.

"Ugh... I can't use your keyboard, the keys are covered in finger cheese!"

"No! Wash your hands before you touch my black DS Lite! I don't want your finger cheese on it!"

finger cheese by Xynn December 30, 2007

two finger cheese platter 

When after sex and a man creampies a lady; she then scoops out the man batter and licks it off her two fingers

After love making with her man; Samantha sits down to a nice two finger cheese platter.

two finger cheese platter by Dallask8675309 July 30, 2017

You put your finger in the cheese 

A phrase for when you’ve really messed up.

Oh my god! I can’t believe you sent that email. You put your finger in the cheese with that one.

You put your finger in the cheese by Hereyago March 5, 2020

cheesy finger 

The aftermath of slipping one's finger into the depths of disease infested vagina, resulting in a mucus-like coating coupled with a putrid odor on the surface of the finger.

Anthony: "Dude that girl you hooked up with looked like a real skank!"

Eddie: "Yea I know, I've had this cheesy finger ever since."

cheesy finger by Pirate Suite October 5, 2006

Cream Cheese Fingers

When you finger someone’s pussy and the cum is thick, white and all over your fingers. Sometimes it can smell cheesy.

Bobby: I fingered Meghan yesterday and I made her so horny that I got cream cheese fingers
Billy: That’s awesome did you eat it with lox

Cream Cheese Fingers by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018