chaz kramer

Chas Kramer or Chaz Kramer/Pulling a Chaz Kramer
Taken from the movie Constantine where Constantine's apprentice, Chas Kramer would imititate John Constantine's catch phrase by saying, "The name is Kramer, Chas Kramer, asshole." Towards the end of the movie after seemingly winning against Satan's son by performing an exorsism of sorts, Chas says "The name is Kramer, Chas Kramer... ass" and is abruptly cut off as he is grabbed by unseen forces and thrown against the ceiling and the floor severals times, afterwhich he dies from the incurred injuries.

1) Used as an insult or for putting someone back in line when they are talking massive shit while in the process of winning at a competition of any kind.
2) Used as a warning to let someone know they should stop bragging before they get themselves pwnt with authority.
3) Used as an insult for kicking the wounded after they've just lost a competition of any kind while they were talking massive shit.

1)
person1: Oh man look at that! I am so about to spank that
ass. You're so about to lose the game.
person2: Shut up,
person1: Just accept your fate, there is no winning it for
you!
person2: Shut up!
person1: What? Not my fault that you suck at life. Now
get on your knees and beg for me to make it quick.
person2: Ok Chaz.
person1: *silence*
person1: *silence*
person1: *silence*
Pwnt

2)
"Ok man, keep talking shit like Chaz Kramer, see what happens to your punk ass."

3)
person3: Man, what's wrong with person1?
person4: Oh, he lost the match with person2.
person3: Ah. Damn, he looked like he was gonna win that
one for sure. Wonder what happened.
*brief pause*
person3: He was pulling a Chaz Kramer huh?
person4: Yep.
person3 and person4: Dumbass.

chaz kramer by [e-mail] October 5, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016