When a bottle of chardonnay has been open too
long, and no longer tastes good... You empty the bottle into your ass to avoid wasting the
drunk that woukd be left behind, had you chosen to pour it down the
drain.
I opened a
bottle of chardonnay last week and it got a little vinegary, to the point where the flavor was quite
offensive, so I realized charding was the most appropriate way to finish the
bottle.