A suburban HIGH school located in Johns Creek, GA that is more diverse than a United Nations conference. The 'ghetto ratchets' from the southside to the prodigy 13th grade math asians to the Basic white rich kids we all love to hate. We've got every type of person represented, heck even our cafeteria is surrounded with countries' flags on the walls for useless decoration. We get made fun of for being an old school (20+ years old) but our grades, athletics, and tradition make up for it. The seniors spend their time doing nothing and/or in the Slounge. We use rivalries with other schools to get dressed up, get really hammered, and go to football games. If you don't want to catch a disease, you'll go to the bathroom in the D Hall. Half of the female population always knows how many days there are until spring break.
Just ask one.
We are Chattahoochee.

"Chattahoochee high school is sooo ratchet"

"How do you spell Chattahochie?"

"They did it during the pep rally, but you can't tell anyone"

"#hoochfamily #hoochpride #gohooch"

Chattahoochee High School by hOOch3000 February 10, 2013

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Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot

A sex act which requires two people. Zac Brown Band's ''Chicken Fried'' should be played whilst act is carried out. Both parties must have western apparel on, at the very least, spurred cowboy boots. First the man must begin a basic line dance routine. The woman then lassos the man's penis with a shoelace and pulls it tight, then a hard kick to the testicles ensues.

Hiram: Dang Cephas! Why y'all walkin' so funny?

Cephas: I te'y'a why. Jenny Lou got to watchin' them Academy of Country Music Awards, and hearin' that Chicken Fried song made her ripe for courtin'. We got all suited up in our Nashville Farbies, an' when I's just gettin' into the swing, she done roped my rope and kicked my grapes with her spurred boots. I got pinwheel cuts on my sack!

Hiram: Dad gum! The classic Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot.

Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot by Sturdy Danny McGee April 30, 2010

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Chattahoochee

"Chattahoochee" is actually a river that starts in the north in Georgia and flows south.

Made popular by Alan Jackson's hit song 'Chattahoochee'

Lyrics from the song:

"Way down yonder on the chattahoochee, it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie."

Chattahoochee by Corrupted Panda March 13, 2009

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Chattanooga Push Pop

While fully erect, the act of inserting both testicles into the woman's anus. Then, while still fully erect, "popping" them back out.

"Dude, my gf wanted to know what it felt like to have my nuts in her ass, so I gave her that Chattanooga Push Pop!!!

Chattanooga Push Pop by Greg and Bob January 19, 2008

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