chase the carrot 

attempting to reach the unreachable, in the old days a carrot was tied to a stick in front of a wagon's mule / stubborn horse to make them step forward and walk ahead . . . they were never able to reach the carrot.

Sometimes it seemed that becoming a track star was chasing the carrot for Bob the paraplegic.

chase the carrot by Razorslap October 29, 2003

chase the carrot 

When a girl continues to go after a guy even though he isn't interested.

When is that girl gonna finally give up chasing the carrot and realize he don't want her?

chase the carrot by Anonymous October 28, 2003

chase the carrot 

running after an orange root vegetable. or you could use a speed boat.

CARROT: you'll never catch me!!!
RANDOM PERSON CHASING CARROT: (runs up behind it) yes i will...ha!

chase the carrot by elbow October 27, 2003

chase the carrot 

ti masterbate with chettos

chase the carrot by Anonymous October 28, 2003

chase the carrot 

a woman who wants to give oral sex to a man

chase the carrot by Phil MaCrackin October 28, 2003

chase the carrot 

To masturbate.

Mike's been chasing the carrot all day, dude! How do we get him to stop?!

chase the carrot by bongo. October 29, 2003

chase the carrot 

What conservatives do to poke fun at the cute little liberals.

"Here hippie, chase the carrot!"

chase the carrot by Ogdenumptee3 October 28, 2003