change-phobic

Someone who so conservative that the idea of liberal politics, homosexuality, climate change, equality ect is too much to comprehend. Therefore, they come to fear and hate such change.

“Hey I don’t want to sound change-phobic, but being bisexual is repulsive! Why can’t they just choose who they find attractive and stick with it! Like you’re either straight or gay, pick a lane! ”

by cherry0325 January 12, 2018

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change request

When someone within the non-IT practicing part of an organisation documents a constructive idea he or she has with respect to the correctness, functionality or performance of a software or system, then duly files that ("the Change Request", "the CR") in the agreed ticketing system for someone with a distinct responsibility for the development and continuous improvement of that software or system to incorporate and implement in the software or system, and hoping that it will eventually be handled and delivered, only to finally conclude that the CR process is nothing but a self-service trash for important and relevant ideas that no-one within IT will in fact ever lift a hand to service.

That's a very good idea! We understand what you are missing. Yes, that would be great. So that we don't forget about it, could you please file a change request in <name of CR system> and we will plan it for a future release.

by Urban Swede November 14, 2016

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Changing

Changing: Chub hanging.
When one's penis is hanging while holding a steady half chub to chub erection. In this position, the penis tends to be soft, but somewhat extended as though it were a soft erection that is hanging.

My dick is kind of just changing right now.

by BossOfnothingE November 28, 2020

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