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a shitty handjob. basically associated with dry hands on a dry dick. let's face it, no one wants one.
Man, I wish she gave me head instead of that chalkie. My dick's still raw.
chalkie by udontevenknow February 23, 2011
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A sweat beautiful protective dog that loves his family and always will. He also was very playful and was a lovely dad. He threaded people right but something became angry and would growl at people but he loved he's owner and he never growled at her get urself a chalkie an front get rid of him cause people are scared of him cause at least it not
Chalkie is so beautiful
Chalkie by Sexy_beast June 19, 2019
The feeling or sense that all hope is lost and the current circumstance will only end in sadness and disappointment.
This game is chalked bro. I’m about to lose full.
Chalked by Team Envy February 27, 2020

Dominique Provost-Chalkley 

Actress, Dancer, Singer, Founder of #StartTheWave and A Queen. Currently Acting As Waverly Earp on SyFy Channel's Wynonna Earp.
Dominique Provost-Chalkley is an amazing human being. And beloved by all Earpers.

white chalking 

To go and murder someone, the "white chalk" referring to the white chalk outline that is left at a crime scene by investigators after someone is murdered and the body is removed.
We're out here white chalking these ni**as.
white chalking by ecksdee_ September 14, 2018

Chalked up 

(verb; infinitive: to chalk up)
It means literally everything and anything that you want it to mean, but only in British slang.
Made by a musician, streamer and youtuber James Marriott on a “Cursed Buzzfeed Quizzes”.
Dude, you should DEFINITELY stream “Bitter Tongues” by James Marriott. It’s SO chalked up! And “Slow Down”! So chalked up...
Chalked up by alexawastaken October 13, 2022
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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