an completely rational, extreme and life-threatening fear of Charlie Kirk. Around 42% of the world's population has been diagnosed with this phobia, and less than 2% have managed to make it through exposure therapy.
"Woah, man! Did you see this video? This guy got absolutely cooked!"
"AAAAAHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT?! MY HEART IS RACING AND MY HANDS ARE CLAMMING AND I AM LITERALLY PISSING MYSELF! DEAR GOD, WHAT IS THAT UNGODLY CREATURE?! AM I DYING?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG TO HAVE BEEN FORCED TO LOOK UPON A GHASTLY HARBINGER OF HELL?!"
"Hey! Chill out, man! I think you have Chakirkophobia!"
"AAAAAHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT?! MY HEART IS RACING AND MY HANDS ARE CLAMMING AND I AM LITERALLY PISSING MYSELF! DEAR GOD, WHAT IS THAT UNGODLY CREATURE?! AM I DYING?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG TO HAVE BEEN FORCED TO LOOK UPON A GHASTLY HARBINGER OF HELL?!"
"Hey! Chill out, man! I think you have Chakirkophobia!"
by P R N C S S L H G July 4, 2025
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